Friday’s Feast can be found here. Excuse their mess. They have been experiencing technical difficulties.

Appetizer
Name one thing that is unique about you.

I am allergic to gin, honey and nutrasweet.

Soup
Fill in the blank: My favorite birthday is my birthday but I like my half-birthday, too.

Salad
What type of wood do you have for your home’s furnishings?

Mostly pressed board de la Walmart. Our kitchen table and chairs are pine. Pretty, but really smooshy. Everything we’ve ever written on paper at the kitchen table is etched into the table’s surface.

Main Course
Who do you talk to most often on the phone?

I don’t talk on the phone much. As soon as I put a phone to my ear, my family has very urgent messages for me that absolutely cannot wait. I tell them not to bother me unless they are bleeding or on fire, but they persist. When I do talk on the phone, it’s with my sister, my husband or my kids.

Dessert
What level of responsibility do you have in your job?

I’m the newbie, so I’m responsible for getting my work done and helping people. I don’t get to boss anyone around yet. But being bossy is definitely in my future there. It is my density.