OMSH hit a bus and lived to sing about it. I liked the song so much, I asked her to write one for me as a public service announcement to that one guy I helped at work yesterday.
She was happy to oblige and even got her mister in on the action. I’m tickled pink. Have a listen: If You Eat Pig Caca, Carry Binaca. Please. Pass it on.







HA! That CRACKED me up!!
I like the laughing at the end.
That song will be stuck in my head for days.
What’s the story behind it? You have to share.
It’sMeDe - Some guy came into my workplace and needed assistance. When he opened his mouth, a pig farm fell out. Have you ever smelled a pig farm? I cannot think of anything that smells worse than a pig farm. How he fit that much stench into his face, I will never understand. It didn’t help that he was unaware and leaned in when he spoke. I could still imagine the smell when I heard OMSH’s song about the bus. It lingered. Blech.