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Also, please refrain from referring to your gay friend as “my Will” or yourself as “Grace.” That’s totally queer. It was an okay show that’s been off the air for over a year. Move on.

Every time someone links to the best of craigslist, I wonder why I don’t read it. I subscribed this time. Then I found this:

Be nice to the equipment. You slamming the top of the copy machine will not make it work any better contrary to popular belief around here. Also, yes I CAN get the jam out of the fax machine, so don’t ask me to with a big ol attitude like I caused it or something.

I sort of want to make out with her. Picking one quote from this rant was very, very difficult.