I’m under the weather (that means I FEEL LIKE GARBAGE) and the whole week has been non-stop activity. I can’t even remember everything I’ve done. That’s probably because of all the tequila.
I’m supposed to be at the chiropractor right now, but I woke up 15 minutes before my scheduled appointment.
The Toddler is standing here telling me, “I wan Barbie in base-sent” and “I wanna drink a pock drinkapock drinkapock!” and “Mommy, I wanna wap.”
I need a super power that allows me to stop time. Suspend the rest of the world so I can rest and catch up. A pause button for the universe.
One of you craftier types work on that for me, please. Thank you.
