Today I took a test that told me I’m batshit crazy. Observe my insanity (and note my favorite parts in slanty type):
Your Existing Situation:
Seeks to express the need for identification in a sensitive and intimate atmosphere where esthetic or emotional delicacy can be protected and nurtured.
Your Stress Sources:
The situation is regarded as threatening or dangerous. Resentful that what she has striven so hard for is being menaced, and disparate because she feels powerless to prevent it–fears that she is going to miss out altogether. Unable to view the situation objectively, but extremely agitated and cannot rest in her attempts to remove this threat to her desires. Over-extended and feels beset, possibly to the point of nervous prostration.
(I looked up “prostration” just to be sure I understood what they were saying. Yes, indeed, “complete physical or mental exhaustion”.)
Your Restrained Characteristics:
Wants to broaden her fields of activity and insists that her hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that she may be prevented from doing what she wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore her confidence. Circumstances force her to compromise and to forgo some pleasures for the time being. Capable of achieving physical satisfaction from sexual activity.
(That last bit is a relief, actually. Though I’d be more capable if I had some peaceful conditions!)
Your Desired Objective:
Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.
Your Actual Problem:
Needs to achieve a stable and peaceful condition, enabling her to free herself of the worry that she may be prevented from achieving all the things she wants.
Your Actual Problem #2:
Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, (I would put this part in flashing neon if I knew how) or demands on her resources. A feeling of powerlessness subjects her to agitation and acute distress. Tries to escape from this by relinquishing the struggle, and by finding peaceful and restful conditions in which to recuperate in an atmosphere of affection and security.
(I think that last bit sums me up quite nicely. I am experiencing depleted vitality and am intolerant. *stomps*)
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Do you think I’m the wackadoodle this quiz suggests? Probably not. Especially if my blog is the only conversation we have because I hold back way too much here. But I feel this brittle. I suppose I could resolve to do something about that this year. I welcome advice and/or bottles of tequila.
