I was thinking that I might have a little crush on this one guy.
A little crush that could maybe even be a big crush or total obsession. So I went looking around for details (naked pictures). I realized I’ve seen this guy before and hey! I liked him before. And he’s even cuter now that he’s not dying and junk. Which rocks.
But then? Then I read he is 5′6″.
So, that’s like, so totally over.
