I spent a little time smooshing together a new layout because I didn’t feel like writing, but wanted to dink around with something. So, I had it looking all peachy keen jelly bean and decided I should check it in IE, not just Mozilla.
Ahahaha! It doesn’t work in IE like it works in Mozilla. So, until I figure it out (or someone smarter than me tells me where I’m going wrong - please!), this site is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox. Which you can get here.
You will totally dig it, I swear. It smells/tastes/feels good. It will make you sexier/thinner/younger/hipper/rockin’/stronger/longer-lasting/brighter smile/fewer wrinkles/LOW CARB!/etc. If it still looks wonky, then I will amend my previous declaration to read: “This site is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox on my computer at my house.” In that case, my readership will drop from half a dozen to just five because I’m sure at least one of you is batshit crazy.
Thank you and goodnight.






