speedy blogging - with wine

I am the #137 hit on Yahoo search for “George N Parks”.

Someone is reading a lot of my blog for huge chunks of time (like, for more than 24 seconds!) and is invisible. Who are you, mystery reader? Are you friend, foe, totally crazy? Are you enjoying or pointing and laughing? Plotting my demise, perhaps? Thank you for staying on my little site for so many minutes in a row and for reading archives. I’m psyched. Unless you’re crazy. In that case, I’m creeped out, man.

I like watching Andrea Immer because she gets really excited about tasting wine and food and wine and food together. It’s her job to drink and eat. I’m way jealous. Anyway, her favorite is Pinot Noir and I finally picked up a bottle last night. I was sure I was going to dislike it because I didn’t ask anyone for a recommendation nor did I look it up like I do EVERYTHING ELSE. I can’t make a decision by myself. I won’t read books that aren’t suggested to me by someone I think is smarter or funnier. Is this a problem? So, while I’m actually digging the wine I brought home, I can’t tell you what it is. Because it might be trashy or tsk-worthy. If I Google it and have favorable results, I’ll tell you. Otherwise, me and my cheap wine are a secret. Leave us alone!

Alright. This was supposed to be fast and it’s taking longer than I thought. Hmm.

I’ve been making TO DO lists for my busy self and for my vacationing without me family. It’s become a habit. Here’s a TO DO list for you:

1. Please leave me comments. They make me so very happy. (I’m so glad you came into my …blog.)
2. Visit these fine folks and vote for my favorite blogging nomi nees.
3. Make yourself smell faboo with this good stuff. This is not a paid advertisement. I do not know these folks personally. I can tell you that I ordered stuff on Monday and received it TODAY. Wednesday. And with the freebies that say, “We love you, coolbeans. And we like you to smell amazing like Baby Jesus.