1. People who are 100% oblivious to the whole idea of “sexual harassment”. No matter how you pronounce it.
2. People who have to say everything they think. Especially when I DON’T CARE.
3. The expectation that I will always be cheerful and bubbly at work. (Who sits at her desk smiling all day? WHO? Tell me. So I can go beat her up.)
4. Machines that are supposed to do things they just do.not.do. And the people who sell such machines.
5. St. Louis making it to the World Series and then crapping out. What is WRONG WITH YOU!? Stop being crappy! Do you see how your crappiness is affecting my husband? When you lose, I’m sending him to live with YOU GUYS because you deserve that much misery.
6. Teeny, tiny, totally unswattable flies.
